Blunt Force Trauma to the Back of the Skull....

So another weekend is over and it is back to work. We generally make all these plans for a weekend and then spend it on the couch watching movies. I think it is because when the weekend finally roles around we can't be bothered actually doing anything. This weekend at least shall be different because we are all taking a road trip. All of us. I think that it is possibly not such a great idea to take the boy with us but its too late now as we have been planning it for a couple of weeks however i think there is a very real possibility that the wife might have to bash him in the head with a blunt object and leave his ass somewhere along the desert road.... We have friends who assure us that it take ages for a body to be found around there.....